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(Zephaniah 3:17 paraphrased) The LORD thy God in the midst of thee is mighty; he will save, he will rejoice over thee with joy; he will rest in his love, he will joy over thee with singing [he will spin round in a violent motion with gladness, shouting and triumph]!  

Sacred Cows

Sacred Cows
Code:  COWS

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She’s back with her second parody CD, SACRED COWSParody Queen continues to stomp on the devil’s head by taking back the music for God’s kingdom with this new collection of original Christian parodies.  Sacred Cows takes you on a wild ride from the 60’s with the Beach Boys thru the 2000’s. Parodied artists include Lorde, Eagles, Robin Thicke, George Michael, Katy Perry and more. This is truly a moving CD with pop, rock, and danceable music.

   Mark Abernethy is showcased singing Jesus Is The Way a parody of Joe Walsh’s Rocky Mountain Way while lending his background vocals on most every song.  He continues to be the techno wiz playing all guitar parts, drum programming, keyboards, and just making the Queen sound great.  

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Royals (parody of Royals/Lorde)
Hung By My Tongue (parody of Under My Thumb/Stones) 
Shame (parody of Fame/D.Bowie)
Everyone’s A Sinner (parody of Everyone’s A Winner/Hot Chocolate)
He Paid Your Debt (parody of I Want Your Sex/G. Michael)
Got A Hold (parody of Hot N Cold/K.Perry)
Tell Em John (parody of Help Me Rhonda/Beachboys)
Doubt (parody of Shout/Tears For Fears)
No Hell But I Warn Ya (parody of Hotel California/Eagles)
Jesus Is The Way (parody of Rocky Mountain Way/Walsh)
New Wine (parody of Blurred Lines/Thicke/Williams)
He Will Provide (parody of I Will Survive/Gaynor)
Rogaine (parody of Cocaine/J.J.Cale)